|IS IT LEGAL?||
Since the Bush-McCain act of 2005, it has been perfectly legal to store all non-weapons-grade nuclear materials in your own U.S. residence.
|IS IT SAFE?||Please read the disclaimer|
|DOES IT PAY?||Absolutely. Make $1,200 a month for every 100 pounds of vitrified radioactive waste you store on your own property. No limit per customer!|
It's simple! In two weeks you will personally sign for a specially-delivered package containing up to 100 lbs of vitrified radioactive waste materials. It is recommended that you store this within a dry, airtight bunker with 6-foot concrete walls, located well above the water table in a location where it will not be disturbed by humans for 2 million years. Then sit back and enjoy a check for $1,200 a month – forever! Got extra room? The shortage of nuclear waste storage sites ensures that as long as you keep your address, the United States government will always be your reliable trading partner. Higher rates may be available for transuranic isotopes.
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Read authentic letters from our satisfied customers:
I am interested in storing the following:
|uranium-234||half-life 246,000 years|
|uranium-235||half-life 703,800,000 years|
|neptunium-237||half-life of 396.1 days|
|plutonium-239||half-life 24,110 years|
|americium-241||half-life of 432.7 years|
|californium-98||half-life of 2.645-years|
DISCLAIMER – By clicking "Sign Me Up!," I accept the risks of death, personal disability, or loss of all assets due to radioactive exposure. I am aware that radiation may be harmful to myself, children, pets or unborn generations. I am an American Citizen over 18 years of age not associated with any organization currently conducting terrorist activities against the United States. I will do my honest best to provide safe storage for these materials, avoiding contact with groundwater or exposure to flood, wind-damage, earthquake or ocean-level change. I understand the US government cannot be held responsible for my failure to meet these conditions, and I promise to notify the U.S. Department of Energy about any change of my address.
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